Dec 9 2011

Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair

I stepped into San Francisco International Airport on Saturday evening, readying myself for the American Geophysical Union’s annual conference that would take place the next few days. Aside from soaking up the abundant science-slinging, I was there to give a fifteen minute talk entitled, Thermochronology of Upper Cretaceous to Paleocene Deposits in the Central Cordilleran Foreland Basin, U.S. Finding where my hotel was in relationship to the BART system stations (San Fran’s subway system), I paid my $9 fee, settled into a worn, yet clean, seat and traveled north-northeast into the heart of the bay city. I quickly realized that my procrastination in reserving a hotel room had successfully resulted in the acquisition of a hotel room in a grittier part of San Fran, a realization that took hold during my stroll from the BART station to the Best Western. The area was not dangerously gritty, but the abundance of strip clubs, massage parlors, junkies, and other characters did indeed make me aware of my surroundings. I checked in, found a local eatery and enjoyed dinner on the patio. Toward the end of the meal, a passerby offered to sell me some drugs, I declined, and then I strolled back to the Best Western to hit the sack.

Daylight is much more flattering on the “Golden City,” and I enjoyed the short, squat, stone architecture as I made a trajectory to the Moscone Convention Center. The Moscone Center is located in a more upscale business part of town with museums galore, restaurants and consumer offerings encircling it. I checked into the meeting, loaded my talk onto their servers and enjoyed the rest of the day. Monday afternoon was when I was to speak and I won’t bore you with the details; however, I will say that speaking is always more glamorous in one’s imagination than it is in reality. Unfortunately – fantasies of finishing the talk, being given a standing ovation, and someone telling you that they were so impressed that upon completion of your degree, they would like to offer you a job at “the institute” just never happen. The talk turned out fine – not a whole lot more can be said.

All in all San Francisco was a pleasant place to spend a few days. Besides the conference, I was able to check out the Museum of Modern Art, unexpectedly cross paths with a friend that is now a professor in Sweden, absorb some science, and enjoy the San Fran ambiance.

Now I have to study like crazy for comprehensive exams on Monday.


Nov 8 2011

Tucson’s All Souls Procession – 2011

All Souls’ Day goes by many synonyms (Feast of All Souls, Day of the Dead, etc) and is rooted in many western Christian religious traditions. However, Tucson’s community has built its own, unique and inclusive celebration that takes place the week after the religious holiday. “The All Souls Procession” is an opportunity for people to come out and parade in whatever fashion they choose, whether it be to commemorate the dead, celebrate the living, deliver performing art, make a political statement, or whatever fits their All Souls fancy. Since moving to Tucson I have really wanted to participate in the local phenomena, but unfortunately, I missed it last year. This year was different, and the Painter family processed with other locals on the 2 mile procession that took place on Sunday evening.

People rounded up in their custom-made attire on the corner of University and 4th Ave at about 5:00 pm and the procession lurched along at 6:00 pm. The participants represented a huge spectrum of the community – Some were mourning their loved ones, others were parading with hand crafted shrines, some making a statement for the 99%, some representing Pima County Public Libraries, and some mourning the murders of trans-gendered people globally, and that is just a snip-it of the host of ~20,000 personalized paraders and spectators. I decided to parade in a white shirt with sharp black cuff links, an eight panel hat and my dead grandfather’s bolo tie for a touch of southwestern flair and a sentimental memorial.

So – without further ado, enjoy the photos.

Snap shot of part of the procession.

Snap shot of part of the procession.

My friend, Xenn.

My friend, Xenn.

Skeleton

Skeleton

Spectator donning her fantastic costume

Spectator donning her fantastic costume

Family

Family


Oct 26 2011

Journey to the northern kingdoms

My long-time friend Dave got married this past weekend, and we decided to make the occasion a family caravan up to SLC, UT (I am also using the occasion to try and breath life back into the blog).

There are a few different routes one can take from Tucson to Salt Lake, but in my mind, the prettiest is to head north to Flagstaff, take 89 through Navajo Nation and upon arriving at the very well-known Panguitch, UT you head west and intersect I-15 just south of Beaver, UT; It is then a straight shot to the north. The drive up was one of relative tranquility. The familiar trek through Navajo Nation always produces conflicting emotions in me. As a geologist I find the nude landscape a marvel and inspiration. Just like an artist consumes the naked curves, musculature and soft flesh tones of a model that is unencumbered by human textiles with his/her brush strokes, a geologist equally admires the subtle structures, stratigraphic and facies transitions unencumbered by nature’s textiles. That is the part of me that loves Navajo Nation. The other part of me says, “Man! We really hosed the Native Americans.” We stick them in a place with little to no agricultural value, little to no hunting and gathering value, and then people still pass judgment that they have not thrived as a nation…? That is what the other part of me thinks.

On a more light-hearted note, I am pretty sure that Mt. Carmel, UT would be a fantastic place to retire, for anyone who is searching.

After about 13.5 hrs of driving we landed in SLC and my very hospitable sister put us up for our extended stay. It is always a pleasure to catch up with Kelsi, discuss life’s complexities and world problems and just generally enjoy each other. It also helps that my kids LOVE Kelsi to death. Kelsi helped take care of the kids, while I was catching up with old friends, completing Best Man duties and while Holly and I attended the wedding itself.

Prior to the wedding day Greg and Pat (long time friends) and I met up to hang out some. We went to Promontory, UT (Location of the completion of the Trans-Continental Rail Road), the Spiral Jetty, and of course, Smith and Edward’s. Why Smith and Edward’s, you may ask? Only because it is the best store in the US of A and they have everything from a Tank outside to canes made out of bull penises. That night we met up with Dave and friends for pre-wedding celebrations.

The next couple of days were a whirlwind of preparation and execution of nuptial activity. Dave’s wedding was absolutely phenomenal and the reception afterward exuded the very essence of celebratory. Emilia (my 4 year old daughter) cut a rug like few people can and I joined her in her enthusiasm until my body gave out.

The next day was relaxed as we prepared to leave back home, visited my two Grandmothers and Aunt, and spent some more quality time with my little sister.
The drive home was scenically beautiful and about half-way home I was confronted with the same emotional conflict that presented itself on the way up.

Congratulation to Dave and Lindsay and thanks to all the old friends, new friends and family members that made the trip an excellent one.


Jun 18 2011

9 days and 4300 miles

Approaching the end of a writing, thinking, and lab-dwelling filled semester, I realized that I had not given the fact that I was about to relocate to Houston for the summer much thought. I was fortunate enough to land a gig with a large oil company for the summer that would help pay bills, give me a break from school, and an opportunity to network and fill the brain with useful geo-knowledge. On top of my already hairy schedule, I realized that my schedule was about to get even hairier with the gut-tickling epiphany that my lab results were promising, giving me motivation to apply the technique to a much broader geographic and geologic span of samples. I promptly decided that 1 to 1.5 weeks of field work was necessary prior to the beginning of my summer internship. This was not to be my typical field outing, outings that usually consist of me setting up camp and spending my days with my nose to the outcrop; but instead, it was to be a mega sampling trip navigated through the western United States.

In the following days, Holly and I successfully got ready for the Houston move, packed the kids in the car and caravaned to Houston. We spread the drive out over two days to prevent insanity and psychotic episodes. After arriving at our summer crash pad, we unloaded a few mattresses and the other bare essentials that we had packed and then we settled in, but I was not to stay settled for too long. The next day I picked up a rental vehicle, a trusty Jeep Commander, a vehicle that I am familiar with for field outings, one that I must say has gotten me out of some sticky situations. Tuesday night I loaded the Jeep with sleeping bag and pad, some books, cloths and the always necessary 10 lb sledge hammer.

My travel route is outlined below on google maps.

Road trip route

Road trip route

**Nota Bene
A road trip of this length in such a limited amount of time should be avoided by the elderly and people with heart or blood pressure problems or any other dangerous medical condition. Furthermore, it should never be attempted without an absurd amount of caffeine or without an iPod loaded with excellent music that spans a wide variety of genres, a number of audio books, and PodCasts that can fuel you through long days with hands posted at 10 and 2.

After filling my belly full of breakfast on Wednesday morning, I secured the ball cap, kissed the kids and jumped into the vessel that I would be traveling in for the following days. I had to be in the Black Hills of South Dakota the following evening, and folks, it is a looong drive from Houston to South Dakota.

Heading north on I-45 I settled into a groove that would take me through Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska and into South Dakota. I am continually romanced and fascinated with the rural American countryside, as many of you know, and her enticing whisper began to draw me into daydreams filled with me and my family finding a forgotten plot of land, working in a family farm, keeping bees, and pursuing a life where we forget the world and the world forgets us. Day transitioned to night, and I figured that it was time to find a place to sleep. Beloit, Kansas was fast approaching and it became the destination for the evening, a forgettable destination occupied by silos and truckers, so forgettable that I am actually not 100% sure that it was Beloit that I stopped in. Not knowing the location of a camp ground and everything appearing to be private land, I decided to check into a motel. The front desk receptionist informed me that there were no available rooms, which I found peculiar, but I was powerless to do anything about it. It turns out that Beloit is a popular stop for cross-country-driving professionals. I took a moment to weigh my options and decided to sleep in the back of the Jeep in the motel’s parking lot, this being preferable to chasing down another motel or sleeping in someone’s grain field. In the morning, I emerged out of the Jeep, appeased my appetite with the motel’s continental breakfast, jumped back in the Jeep and headed down the road.

Angry clouds, steady rain and flooded rivers occupied the scenery of the day. A colleague of mine was working in the Black Hills, and we had scheduled a rendezvous where he would show me the area and point me to the stratigraphic horizon that interested me. We met up in Hot Springs, SD and then made our ways up through the back mountain roads to settle in for the night and prepare for the next days work. The night sky provided a spectacular, ear shattering thunderstorm. The stay was nice, and the company was great, but the weather was less than ideal, supplying cool working conditions the next day but heaps of mud. However, the South Dakota stop was successful and after a killer Reuben sandwich at a local restaurant I was ready to set a westward trajectory. I was about to be within the boundaries of Wyoming, a state that I often miss. The rain continued into the evening and stretched into Wyoming. Driving through the Powder River Basin and on to Buffalo, WY I was cordially greeted by green rolling hills with snow covered mountains as a back drop. I landed in Johnson County, home of Buffalo and the location of the Johnson County War, a showdown between ranchers and big cattlemen that took place in 1892. I spent the night and in the morning I collected my sought after samples with the 10 pound sledge.

Heading south, I would soon be in my previous hometown of Laramie. I saluted familiar territory as I zipped by on I-25 through Casper and then to the Wyoming back roads and isolated outposts of Medicine Bow, Rock River, Bosler, which is now essentially a ghost town, and then into my beloved town on the high plains, Laramie. After reacquainting myself with the layout, I met up with my old office mate and friend, Jason. He was kind enough to let me crash on his couch for the evening, but not until after we caught up on each others lives and solved about 98% of the world’s problems. It was a good evening of R&R.

Vernal, Utah was the next stop on the list and held key rocks in the grasp of her proximities. I set out west on I-80, a stretch of road that I have driven many times, in fact, too many times. At Rock Springs my destination turned south, over the Uintas, down into Flaming Gorge and then into Vernal. I sampled my targeted strata, hoisted the stones into the back of the Jeep and then I made my way into town. I wish I could say something exciting about Vernal itself, but in all honesty, there is not a hell of a lot that is exciting in Vernal. The landscape on its outskirts, however, demands awe, reverence and contemplation. In addition, I had a great friend that I knew was in the area doing field work, and we arranged a meeting. I met Will in his campground north of town and we had a great deal of catching up to do. Our conversation was much needed and very enjoyable. I spent the night in his 1980s canvas tent that was a monstrosity to the aesthetic eye but nostalgic to say the least. Morning would come soon, and I had a decent amount of mileage to cover.

Salt Lake City was my next pit stop and I had some rocks that I needed to pound off some cliffs near Price. After doing that, I headed straight for SLC where I would meet up with Kelsi, my little sister. It was really good to see her, and she has a sweet place just northwest of downtown. Dog parks, life quandaries, conversations about our futures, pasts and presents, and a delicious dinner filled the evening. The couch was comfortable and I was ready to barrel all the way to Tucson the next day.

Tucson is a long way from Salt Lake City, and the road was starting to quickly fray my nerves. As my nerves began to get the better of me, I was repeatedly saved by the aforementioned podcasts and music. A lot of Navajo Nation and desert traveled below my wheels, but finally I made it to Tucson, and it was good to sleep in a bed for the night. In the morning I swang by my office on campus and unloaded about 300 pounds of rock, rock that would sooner or later relinquish secrets and stories of a world far from ours.

Leaving Tucson in the afternoon, I decided to make the day a short one and crash at my little brother’s place in Las Cruces. Again I was granted a fun filled evening with stupendous discussions and a good meal. I hit the sack a bit early knowing that Cruces to Houston would test my patience the next day.

Houston bound, I steeled my mind and calmed my nerves with the knowledge that I would soon see my kids and Holly. The reunion was excellent and much awaited. It is good to spend the days with the ones you love and not be isolated in a metal box on wheels with nothing to think about but the thoughts created, recycled and rehashed by your own mind.

I wish I would have been able to meet and spend time with even more of my friends while I was on the road, but my schedule preventing me from rendezvousing with many.


Apr 18 2011

Best weekend EVER!

As my 30th birthday approaches I have become more and more aware of my mortality, lack of financial stability, lack of productive career and the fact that I am still in school! Don’t get me wrong, folks – I have a lot going for me too. I generally enjoy school, and I thoroughly enjoy my family, but the big 30 has indeed been bringing my mind into the depths of self-criticism. Given that I will be in the field the weekend of my actual b-day, Holly decided that we were going to celebrate a weekend early, and asked me to reserve the weekend for a b-day surprise. Leading up to the weekend, I was so busy with school that I really had little time to make any conjectures as to what we were going to do, and Holly kept it vaulted away in her crafty mind. All I knew was that I was supposed to be home Thursday afternoon and that Friday, Saturday and Sunday were scheduled with a mystery. Holly picked me up after school on Thursday and we went to In-N-Out for dinner. Holly informed me that we still needed some groceries for dinner the next day, so we went to the local Fry’s and picked some up. While at the store we got a call from Holly’s friend telling us that her husband was at the airport, had forgotten his pocket knife in his pocket and needed us to pick it up from him. Our lives are normally by-the-seat-of-our-pants like this, and I did not second guess the recent change in plans. As we approached the airport I scanned the curb for Dan and his pocket knife but could not see him. Holly seemed to spot someone and we pulled up to the curb; instead of Dan standing there, Amber, my sister, was standing there with suitcase in hand.

My mind recognized her, but the feeble gray organ could not seem to make a linear story as to why she was standing there. This sequence of events had ended in something that turned my world upside down, and I was having trouble piecing together the shattered mosaic. Amber and I greeted, embraced, put her suitcase in the trunk and I climbed back in the car still trying to make sense of the evening…. Did we still have to pick up Dan’s pocket knife? Of course not! This was the b-day surprise and Holly had orchestrated a serious event indeed. Amber had flown out for a b-day celebration and Kelsi and Mark were coming too. The Painter siblings were to be gathered to celebrate in the Sonoran Desert. We were to converse, relax, raise hell, and generally enjoy life, and that we did.

The weekend was filled with a torrent of hot tubing, county-fairing (which nearly stopped my heart), getting massages, board gaming and general bs-ing. It was really terrific. In a world where things get busy, priorities get skewed, and chaos ensues, it is a great thing to have siblings who love each other, a love that is not conditional and is not hindered by each others differences or uniqueness.

A huge thanks to Holly, Amber, Kelsi and Mark for making my 30th a birthday a killer celebration.